When I was 10 and Dan was 14 we used to watch a lot of TV.
When we got bored with the dialog we would turn down the sound and make up our
own. Dan started playing the guitar, and a year later I started taking violin
lessons (He didn't need any). He had a few tunes, and I would throw in a little
ditty to add my 2 cents. When we got around to writing lyrics to songs, we never
understood why anyone would write about the usual stuff. Things like love
affairs going good and bad, and other typical lyrics about such senseless
things. We thought, wow, we could write our own songs just like the dialog we
made up for the television shows. We had some things far more meaningful to
write lyrics about, like farts, dumbasses you know from school, the guy with the
speech impediment down the street, mythical comic book characters,leaping in the
lilac bushes, and the girl you woke up next to who was covered with flies. Most
of these songs didn't go over too well with the neighbors, or anyone else for
that matter. However, we kept plugging along, writing our silly songs. We were
determined to stuff this shit down everyones' throat until they said Uncle
Daddy.
Dan met up with high school buddies Tony Delduca and Jim
Furno, and started a band called The Brass
Knuckles, on account of the James Cagney
movies. Over the years we would add or subtract the Brass, according to whether
or not Ted Musolf was playing the saxophone. They did one of their first gigs at
the Burton Fire Department, in Burton, MI (our home town-not Flint), on Labor
Day 1972 for the Jerry Lewis Telethon. They did all originals except for their
cover of Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath. Again they were not entirely well
received by everyone.
I was given a transducer microphone for my violin on my
birthday that year and started playing in the band. We played a high school
assembly in the fall of 1973 at Atherton High School. (I was 12 and Dan was 16)
We played everywhere they would have us, (and even where they wouldn't) but
everyone asked us if we knew "that song" by "so & so" (usually Bob Seeger). In
those days, if someone had an original song it had to sound like a cover, or
they couldn't play it in a club.
When Dan turned 18 he was old enough to rent a hall, and
that's where it all began. We had changed our name, started putting on our own
shows, and inviting other bands to play. We would rent a hall, get a beer
permit, buy a keg of Strohs', and for 3 to 5 dollars you could get into the show
and drink all the beer you wanted. ( Aye, there's "The Rub" now matey!) Our
oldest Bro.Jack came up with the new name. It was a lot of fun and hard work,
but at least we didn't have to play any Bob Seeger tunes, which is exactly what
you had to do back then if you wanted to play in a club. There was no such thing
as "Alternative". Alternative in those days meant the radio stations alternated
the same five songs between Bob Seeger, Bob Seeger, Journey, Ted Nugent, and Bob
Seeger. I always hoped it wasn't that way in the rest of the country, but that's
how it was in Michigan. Frank Zappa had pulled a couple of silly fast ones and
that's it. (Thank the Almighty-Zeesus for "Dyna-moe Humm" and "Don't Eat the
Yellow Snow"!)
Some called us prog. rock in the seventies, punk rock in
the eighties, alternative in the nineties, and perhaps ahead of our time. To me
it was only rock and roll. Not that we weren't inspired, Dan had some guitar
heros: Link Wray, Robert Fripp, Peter Banks, Frank Zappa, and Tony Iommi, to
name a few. Whatever he borrowed, he made it entirely his own(and he wasn't
afraid to admit it).
My first concert was Roxy Music at age 14. Eddie Jobson did
an incredible violin solo, just before everyone walked out on ELO. Roxy Music
had one radio hit, ELO had many. This taught me two important lessons: play what
you enjoy playing, and don't write anything that you can't play live. ELO were
caught that year miming to tapes. The audience sensed they weren't real and
split.
Dan continued rocking long after I quit the band. He moved
on to destroy new territory. He was an inspiration to countless musicians,
especially me. Anyone who knew him would have to agree that he blew their mind
and made them laugh their asses off at one time or another. As my older brother,
he helped me to become a man? Most of all he taught me that if you want to
rock,"Just Fucking Do It"! We did. My last live show with Dan was with
Fer Cryin' Out Loud
in 1999 at The BackRoom in Flint, MI. It was an incredibly
fun one I must say. He also taught me to be brutally honest.
These days there are approximately 5000 different
categories for "Alternative". Has anyone heard any of this shit that you like?
Let me know fer Chri-sake! And Jack White, if you read this, you should listen
to "From a Dry Camel" by Dust. I think you got one of the chords wrong on "Seven
Nation Army". Maybe you could conjure up Paul Kossoff with your Tesla Coil and
see if he can teach it to you -"Mr. Big". We're on to you! I also like Green
Days' version of "All the Young Dudes". Oh, that's "21 Guns", sorry wrong key!
Metallica,"Turn the Page"! What's the world coming to? Speed it up a bit, huh?
Like Keith Richards said, "You have to go waaay back, baby".
We liked turning the sound down and making up our own words
to movies, but playing other peoples songs, changing the words, and even winning
awards for it is taking it a little too far, don't you think? And another thing,
who came up with the idea of sampling other peoples shit because you can't write
your own? How about riding the coattails of the hip-hoppers to the top,
announcing your a Republican, then singing out of key while wearing a
confederate flag on stage? Not mentioning any names here, just that even Greg
Allman said he had nothing to say about the other southern rockers. Lynyrd
Skynyrd? WTF? Some of your fans must feel like they've been tied to the
"Whipping Post"! "Sufferin' Succotash", I guess that's our "New Alternative"?
Brother, we turned'em upside down, sideways, inside out,
and standing on their heads in a pool of contention, begging us to please turn
down or unplug it! Some of'em even said "Turn it Up Fer Cryin' Out Loud! None of
that sissy shit either!" We had our share and more! Fuck everyone else! Feh!
Well, maybe not everyone? You and "Enola Gay" dropped a bomb on us that left a
crater the size of The Great Lakes in our hearts.
Crank it up and "Kick'em to Hell and Back" "Twice and for
Once" for us Brother! "Nothing Can Stop You Now"!!!
I Love You and Miss You My Brother.
Love as Always, Your Little Bro.Tom
BAND HISTORY
• THE BRASS KNUCKLES - (Dan - Guitar, Vocals) (Tom -
Violin) (Jim Furno - Drums)
(Ted Musolf - Sax, Vocals) (Bass - Tony "Stony" Delduca, Ray Morgan) (1972)
•
THE KNUCKLES - (Dan - Guitar, Vocals) (Tom -
Violin) (Jim Furno - Drums)
(Bass - Ray Morgan, Tony "Stony" Delduca) (Ted Musolf - Sax,Vocals)
(1972-1973)
• DAN RUSSELL - (Solo Guitar Concert - High School assembly - Stage Band Class)(1975-1995) He used his name before he came up with "
StabbittyStabbittyStabStabStab"
• SINGER (Don't think this band had a name - Gar
Hilgendorfs' band aka Gardner Cole) (1975)
• STARVATION LAKE - Guitar only (Didn't write any
songs, did 1 gig at party) (1975)
• THE RUSSELL BROS. (Flying Russell Bros.)
Live Duets - U of M Brewery, Churchills, Kishma Grotto,
Nightingale Lanes & Lounge and several other unauthorized (late 70s-1984)
• CORPORAL PUNISHMENT -
Another briefly used name by The Russell Bros. for many regretfully
authorized showss
• THE RUB - (Dan - Guitar, Bass,
Piano, Organ, Vocals) (Tom - Violin, Mando, Bass,
Guitar, Accordian, Vocals) (Singers - Scott Richardson, Robert "Handsome
Roberto"
Rogers, Mickey Pheiffer) (Drummers - John Cornack, Bruce McEntarfer, Greg
Gorten,
Jim Elliott, Scott Carr, Danny Moore, Eric Baldwin - Also marimba, timpani,
triangle,
chimes and gong) (Bass - Dave Hall, Tony Rogers,Tim Taebel, Ted Delduca)
(Guitarists - Tony Rogers,Ted Delduca) (Ted Musolf - Sax) (Dan Bowyer - Sax)
(1978-1985)
•
THE SCROUNGINESS McSTROH BAND - (Randy Arndt -
Guitar, Harmonica, Vocals)
(Dan - Guitar, Mando, Vocals) (Tom - Violin, Vocals) (1980-84)
•
PAIN & LOVE - (Dan - Guitar, Vocals) (Tim Taebel
- Bass, Vocals) (Eric Baldwin -
Drums)
Basically The Rub without Tom. (1983-85)
• RUSSELL, RUSSELL & HINES - (1 gig at The Rusty
Nail) (1986)
• THE FARTING CLODS - (Dan - Guitar, Bass,
Vocals)
(Tom - Mando, Bass, Vocals) (Eric Baldwin - Drums) (Mickey Pheiffer - Vocals)
(1986)
• THE NEED - (Dan - Guitar) (Phill
"Hines" Grammatico - Drums) (Bass - Frank
Woodbury, Al Korth, Rick Anderson, Keith Leonard) (Eric Williams - Guitar &
Vocals)
(1986-90)
• MOLTEN LLAMA - (Dan - Guitar) (Phill "Hines"
Grammatico - Drums) (Bass Players -
Al Korth+Vocals, Craig Varner) (Fuzzy - Vocals) (1988-1989)
•
THINGAMOBOB - (Dan - Vocals) (Tom - Original
Vocalist 88-89, Mandolin)
(Jim Elliott - Drums) (Linval Fleetwood - Original Bass - Live and recordings
88-89)
(Al Korth - Bass, live only) (Kip Chatterson - Percussion) (Rick Anderson -
Bass,
Chris Warland - Saxophone - Sheila - Bass Thingamobob 3 Mobob returns)
(1988-1991 + reunions)
•
SISSY FIST - (Dan - Guitar & Vocals) (Scott Lemanski
- Drums) (Rob Bullock - Bass
(1990)
•
THE BUMPS - (Dan - Guitar, Vocals) (Bruce Powers -
Bass, Vocals) (Timothy Flynn -
Drums) (Tom- Violin 1 recording) (Chris Warland - 1 recording) (1992, 1994)
•
UNCLE DADDY - (Dan - Guitar, Vocals) (Phill "Hines"
Grammatico - Drums) (Al Korth -
Bass) (1993)
• THE HORSE TURDS (Dan -
Guitar) (Bub Ujlaky - Vocals) (Darin Ujlaky - Guitar)
(Bruce Powers - Bass) (Joe Treer - Drums)
• STABBITTYSTABBITTYSTABSTABSTAB solo (Dan - Guitar,
Vocals, Effects) (1996 - 2007)
•
MIDGET HIPPO GAG - (Dan - Guitar, Bass, Vocals,
Backing Vocals, Keyboards)
(Andy Turpen - Vocals, Bass, Backing Vocals) (Jeremy Turpen - MPC
Programming,
Backing Vocals, Turntablisms, Shower Head, Krispy Creme Pusher, Facilities
Management) (1997)
•
FER CRYIN' OUT LOUD - (Dan - Guitar, Vocals) (Tom -
Mando)
(Andy Turpen - Vocals) (Jeremy Turpen-DJ Bullfrog - turntablisms) (Scott
Lemanski -
Drums) (Rob Bullock - Bass) Did a one-off live show at the Back Room after a 2
hour rehearsal, which was the last live performance of Dan & Tom together(1999)
•
WAD$WORTH - (Dan - Bass) (Eric Tramel - Guitar)
(Paul Vega - Drums)
Portland, Oregon based band. 2 Western U.S. tours 2002-2003
•
SQUAWK - (Dan - Bass, Backing Vocals) (Tom - Lead
Vocals, Mando) (Jim Elliott -
Drums) (Michael Ford - Guitar) (Robert Gamble - Fender Rhodes) Played
Thingamobob songs (2003)
• MÜSH
- (Dan - Guitar, vocals) (Andy Turpen - Vocals) (Bruce Powers - Bass, Vocals)
(Al Korth - Bass) (Timothy Flynn - Drums) (2004-2010)
Tom Russell, Fall 2010